I had a mutha fukin I am Legend dream! Yeah! xDD AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ALL ABOUT IT YOU DOUCHEBAGS

It begins with me at some mall in ... Albuquerque I'm guessing. Basically I see this guy going through some of the symptoms, and book it OUT OF THERE. Once outside the mall I'm like "why the fuck isn't anyone else running?" So I turn and look, and see some mall guards trying to contain him.. like they can.. xD And by now he's all zombie or whatever it is, and he noms the crap outta the guards and goes after everyone he can. After I see this through the windows, I'm like "FUCK" and bolt.

The majority of the dream is me running from this guy. And you know that feeling you get in dreams where you're running but you KNOW you're not running fast enough, and you want to, but you can't? That's how it was the entire dream. Dx And I always had this one stalker virus guy following me. He just wanted me dead badly.

But the main thing is, during the entire dream, this sense of like.. overwhelming fear. You know. He's behind me, and I can't... run... fast.... enough....



During the first night I managed to find a shed that was like, overly packed with survival gear and a giant bed. I slept in it, but like.. barely. xD I wake up to this guy barging in at morning. He was black, like one of those really kickass guys in all the zombie movies that has the guns and will kill you dead, you know? xD he basically didn't much care that I was there, but brought me with him as he searched around for some more supplies during the day. When it came to night, I pretty much begged to sleep with him. NOT LIKE SEX.. but like, cuddles. We did, even though he seemed pretty "wtf get away" about it. xD

Halfway through the night he wakes and tells me that there's a vehicle coming to pick up survivors at the clinic over.. wherever. But if we're going to make it we need to BOOK IT. Sometime during the night my little stalker had found our hiding place too, and scratched "Come out, kitty kitty" on the door with his nails. My dream showed this part too, creep'd the fuck outta me. xD

So we wait until it's barely morning, suit ourselves up with as much gear as possible, and RUN.

But of course, storm clouds start to gather. And you know what that does? Blocks out the sun. o_o

So while the sun is still out we start meeting up with others running as well, and get this, some random chick from my school is leading them, called Vicky. We manage to get to the stop, but just then the storm clouds roll completely over, and everything is in shadow. It starts to rain.

Basically the last part of the dream is us waiting there, flipping the fuck out because we KNOW that the zombie guys are coming, but we don't know when, and the bus is late. It's so friggen scary knowing you're sitting there like bait. xD

But then I woke. Thank god.

xD

I had another dream after that, where.. get this, , , me, and my kindergarten buddy, Tony, are hanging out at Mi-chan's house. o_o And we're outside doing.. something.. can't remember.. but these clouds start rolling in. And I instantly recognize from all my other dreams...

Tornado clouds. Fucking tornado clouds.

Of course the second I realize, twin funnels sprout a bit away and swirl around eachother all crazy friggen insane. I point this out and we all go screaming into Mi-chan's house, but of course another one forms mere yards from the house by the time we get in. We dive into Mi-chan's bathroom while the house literally rips from the earth and hurls.

After we crash land, the tornados are far away by now, but we're still watching like ;-;

Eventually they calm and the sun opens up a bit, but the majority of the cloud is still swirling like this massive doom tornado that wants to form but can't. It was really epic, I only wish I worked in like, effects for movies so I could show you how awesome it was. xD

But yeah.


I don't know why I'm always telling dA my dreams. xD Idk. I think people's dreams are really interesting, you know? It shows whats going on in your mind while you're not controlling it.