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Journal Entry: Sat Jun 13, 2009, 10:33 AM
Mom forced me to release Zimmy, my black widow. xD

But there's a great story with this too.

So, I know this log down my road that seems perfect. I go there, carrying the widow ON MY GLOVED HAND <.< Just cause I wanted to be able to say I have. xD But I wasn't wearing sleeves so it freaked me out whenever she got too close to my arm and I had to shoo her in the other direction.. Anyway.

I go to the log and release her by the base, on the side. She starts crawling up when I realize that she's on a web, slowly following it. So I'm like O: "Wonder who lives there" you know?

All of a sudden, ANOTHER BLACK WIDOW races out of the log and stops by Zimmy.

I'm just standing there like "NOT AS PLANNED O______O" This one was at least two times bigger.

So they face eachother, they wiggle their long front legs at eachother, and then they part and Zim goes up the log where I pick her up again.

My hiding place turned out so good, that it was already occupied. XD That was the biggest surprise EVER. You have no idea how like.. rare that is. I've never seen a black widow besides Zimmy my entire life.

I just ended up putting her on the opposite side of the log, it was big enough to house both of them, plus they didn't seem violent with eachother which was cool. In fact, that little confrontation was like a convo between the two of them.

Widow: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU CRAZY KIDS- Oh it's another widow. Halllloooo~
Zimmy: Heyyyyy. I'm kinda... looking for somewhere to stay.. >.>
Widow: Well gtfo this is my place.
Zimmy: Ok. Nice meeting you~ *crawls up log*


I mean seriously.

xD

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:icondarktail67:
xD epic lawl on the convo x3

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XDDDD I got a kick out of your interpretation of that conversation they had.

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That conversation made my day. 83
The whole story did. XD

Hurrhurr, I never knew you had a black widow named after Ms. Zimmeh.

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PUT EM IN DA FREEZR! XD

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:iconguthixtitan:
Nevah!
<.<
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XD IM kidding ^^ (well as long as its at ur house its fine anywhere near me and they go into deeep freeze till the end! XD me no likie da arachnids or da incests for da matter de all make me angry >=( all ways annoying and poping up in unwanted or unexpected places so meh!

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AWWWWWWWW THATS SO CUTE.
aw.
zimmy
my twin
you
released me into the wilderness~



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WELL GTFO XDXDXDXD

Oh God that was great. <3

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